Lonely in his Zurich apartment, and unsure how to spend his first annual bonus, Peter spunked a significant sum on a top-of-the-range Japanese sex doll. When it arrived, having forked out for the extortionate import tax and duty imposed at the Swiss border, he immediately unboxed his new companion. She looked just like his Heidi. The resemblance was uncanny, and all from just a passport photo. And it didn’t stop at her face, oh no. Everything was identical, down to the very last detail. This automaton was far from flat and hairless.
She had three fully functional, real-feel self-lubricating orifices, realistic reactive nipples and, for those moments when Peter needed relief whilst watching the big match on his massive plasma screen, gripping hands that provided the full tactile experience required. She could even be set to randomly have a headache.
She was also IoT enabled, meaning that she could provide continual updates on his flock of goats thanks to the solar powered webcams he’d set up around the high summer meadow and the RFID chips attached to their collars.
So desperate was he to test her out, Peter tried all three holes during a Teams call. His employment ended creamily.