Once upon a fuckin time there was this dude that had too much tequila and... wait... That's me! Holy shit, I'm famous. People are telling stories about me, man!
Where was I? Oh, yeah. So in a galaxy really fuckin far away there was this dude who had too much tequila... wait... have I been here before? What the fuckity fuck, is that Yoda?
Dude! Yoda, man, I love you dude. Here... do a shot with me...
To be fuckin continued and shit...